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tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Mar 14 12:45:27 zap! http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=IeFx_1615643477
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 14 22:45:20 D: Note to self: don't stand too close to trees during a storm? Cute meow, but I think this cat might not want attention right meow: http://imgur.com/gallery/0WaZxOZ
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Mar 14 23:03:22 "don't stand too close to trees..." the text says only one died... the rest have a cool story & possibly super powers
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 14 23:59:40 So hug the trees and play the odds? ;) .. I just made captions for this Shrek Worcestershire pronunciation video, so... in case anyone needs that sort of thing ;p http://i.imgur.com/2KenZ4m.mp4
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Mar 15 02:32:55 Someone used Blender to clean up the Terminator 1 endoskeleton finale: [StoRyx K; December 20th, 2019] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdevFNWh4to It still looks a little off, but it's an improvement for sure. This person also did the effects for that mirror scene, but while it was also an improvement.. it's still pretty bad.. Reminds me.. I've said before (maybe here?) that Terminator 1 is my favorite due to the intensity and relentlessness, but Terminator 2 has much better effects. So making a project of cleaning up Terminator 1 would make it the best all around for me :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Mar 15 12:48:18 it looks like he was trying to match the movement for the most part, so if the movement seemed odd it would still seem odd (although w/o real terminators walking around it's hard to judge properly what movements should look like :p... get on that, Zuckermusk) hippo dog http://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1371505371227975683
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Mar 15 22:59:50 That's a heckin' good hippo! .. Yeah.. having to match the movements is a limitation. To do it perfectly he'd have to re-roto the entire scene. But the limitation for me was just that some of the glossiness still looks off. Like, it looks crisper than the original, but even the metal puppet was correctly reflecting light. It might just be a matter of spending more time on the metal textures. .. Novel methods of killing in VR: [Joeah; March 15th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_ti0EmjoI
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Mar 15 23:02:33 Oh, the same person posted it to his Twitter in landscape, so this version might be preferable: http://twitter.com/JoeahVR/status/1371495101957074961
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Mar 19 01:19:45 A wax figure of former President Donald Trump was removed from display at Louis Tussaud’s Waxworks in San Antonio because customers kept punching and scratching it. “We’ve always had trouble with the presidential section because no matter what president it was — Bush, Obama or Trump — they’ve all had people beat them,” Clay Stewart, regional manager for Ripley Entertainment, told the San Antonio Express-News. Stewart told the newspaper that the Trump figure was beaten badly enough to leave deep marks on its waxy face, necessitating its move to storage. Stewart said a figure of former President Barack Obama lost its ears six times, while former President George W. Bush’s figure had its nose punched in.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Mar 20 12:29:57 good video... don't give up before last half http://twitter.com/APompliano/status/1373103809354985472
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Mar 20 16:12:10 butterfly & puppy (or cgi butterfly & puppy or butterfly & cgi puppy or cgi butterfly & cgi puppy or other) http://twi...als/status/1372925860127313928
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Mar 20 19:00:07 covid's over! http://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1373408946455769089
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 21 00:50:26 Sweet! I'm glad that the Joker told us that. It really sells the message itself and doesn't make me wonder if it's ironic or terrifying ;D "good video... don't give up before last half" lulz.. I wonder if Mr. Seal was going boat-to-boat with that strategy or if he just recognized that one :D "or cgi butterfly & puppy" Peeps in the comments seem to be making behavioral arguments more so than video-related. Video-related peeps point out the reflection/shadow being off compared to the door frame, but that's not accurate (it's the same angle). Tough to say more with that level of video quality. If this person had a better recording device, we'd have a better idea ;p ..So .. at this video quality, looks real to me :p .. Your Twitter links were reminding me that I'm in a random theological argument with someone who decided to respond to a post I left on a religious person's response to a cat video — in April 2020 :| ... He just decided to respond to it 2 days ago, and now I'm trying to contradict him without going over the character limit. Weird stuff. .. This water must be so cold :D (breaking ice shelf over river; probably Russians) http://imgur.com/gallery/tEAzu8L
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 21 00:53:50 Lovecraft Cat: http://imgur.com/gallery/szJmzNT ..this reminds me.. I haven't seen Cthulhu around the forums in a while..
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 21 00:56:11 Some very problematic video of Kylo Ren has re-surfaced from a 2019 video. From a top comment, the First Order has issued this statement: “The First Order condemns Mr. Ren’s behavior in every way possible, we may want to take over the galaxy, but we want to do it in a way where all people of color are equally suppressed . We have at this time let go of Mr. Rens and expired his contract early. We hope to learn from this and continue to take over the galaxy with evil leaders who aren’t racist. Thank you and may we get the rebel scum” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szbovG6qIO4
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 21 11:57:33 Fresh video from "Let's Game It Out"!! "I Built a Theme Park That Ends Reality in Planet Coaster" [March 21st, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l34boCGuYZU At 1:50, he actually shows the setup he's been using to make the videos. Considering the kind of frame rate experiments he's run, I kind of expected he'd have something more insane ;D Super funny episode :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Mar 21 13:02:26 nice skee-ball setup, it actually seems like a kinda good idea to do unlike most of his craziness :p & yeah, butterfly probably real, it's behavior seemed odd to me, but someone noted how they like to drink tears, which i recall hearing of before so probably what it was trying to do (or something on the wet nose)
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Sun Mar 21 17:00:48 cherib cow now hot rod is ded and da gud upers r dyin off r u interestid in haev childrin wit da best UPers leik sam adems or mexicen tornedo or rugien 2 continue da blud line and keep up goin
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Mar 22 11:11:17 I'm not sure that's how the Internet works. ;p .. Glitter Bomb 3.0 .. part 2! "Glitterbomb Trap Catches Phone Scammer (who gets arrested)" [Mark Rober; March 18th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrKW58MS12g On the one hand, he confirms that phone scams basically just trick old people, but he also shows that the money transfer process has become fairly sophisticated. The emotional manipulation is also sickening. While wondering about the type of sickos who can do that: I had a roommate years ago who had worked at a debt collection agency — sadistic and manipulative personality type to have that kind of job. A total parasite. Part of the mentality was that he saw himself as inherently better than anyone that he could manipulate, so the mechanism of remorse was nonexistent — it was all justified. He would even collect "friends" based entirely on whether or not he could use them for advancement. Really terrible people out there.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Mar 22 15:04:34 wow, interesting to see the process & the evilness & that people get nailed! comeuppance!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Mar 22 15:11:50 apparently Australia now overrun w/ mice http://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1373008877109805059
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Mar 22 22:37:26 good drone footage of volcano/lava: http://twitter.com/5_News/status/1373966016737333255
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Mar 23 01:01:28 Video shows an elephant at the San Diego Zoo charging at a man who took his 2-year-old daughter into its habitat to take pictures. The father has been arrested on suspicion of child endangerment. the video: http://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1373967725391921158
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Mar 23 04:36:54 That should probably also be considered endangerment of the animal, since zoos would potentially have to hurt or kill the animal to protect the idiots who broke the rules. Blessings be upon Harambe :'( "apparently Australia now overrun w/ mice" Seems like an M2 flamethrower situation ;) "good drone footage of volcano/lava:" So cool .. No dank memes right meow. Purring polydactyl cat instead: http://imgur.com/gallery/aWfMrsq
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Mar 23 18:04:25 some goats... just a good photo http://twi...res/status/1374355114144718849
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Mar 23 21:43:43 if confused by shrimp / cinnamon toast crunch references, here's that story (i keep seeing people mention it :p) http://www...imp-tails-costco-general-mills
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Mar 25 12:14:51 there's a ship blocking the Suez Canal, & this is what is digging it out: http://pbs...XEAUFM4d?format=jpg&name=small
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Mar 25 13:32:22 "HAPPENING NOW: The TTC has closed the Royal York station's Grenview entrance due to a BEAVER. Yes. A beaver. TTC says they've notified the City of Toronto, Animal Services & Toronto Police. There is a supervisor currently watching the beaver." photos of beaver (SFW): http://twitter.com/KrisReports/status/1375058712012918784
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Mar 26 06:26:41 "there's a ship blocking the Suez Canal, & this is what is digging it out" Lots of memes about that, but I had to search to find out *how* it got stuck... apparently it was due to a major sandstorm that had heavy winds and low visibility. So, conspiracy theories about it being done to block international trade may have a small obstacle ;) .. Imgurians have chosen this story for their outrage fever dreams today: "Rep. Cannon knocking on the door to the Governor’s office" http://twitter.com/stphnfwlr/status/1375227076119252996 She apparently approached the door in violation of a closed session. She was warned a couple of times and chose to knock anyways. Good for a political stunt.
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Mar 26 06:35:15 Meerkat nodding off during important show: http://imgur.com/gallery/b0bHiSO
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Mar 26 23:51:33 let it sleep! quality 4 second video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx0MoDrFQyo
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Mar 27 21:57:35 interesting carjack/murder video (from TC's 'uber driver' thread in UP) http://twitter.com/Mrtdogg/status/1375721912752611328 as Y2A noted, one murderess concerned about her phone w/ the dead guy crumpled 3 feet from her (although some shock could be at play)
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 28 04:37:07 I *hope* that was shock.. otherwise.. priorities :| I'll post the rest of my reply in UP ("Those teens found a very theatrical way..." http://www...hread=87884&time=1616910948551 )
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 28 04:37:10 Another animal (cat) trying to fall asleep while being engaged: http://imgur.com/gallery/K5ux8TN
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Mar 28 17:42:29 some 'rock bottom' stuff here: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=Wg3y_1616891121
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 28 23:08:41 lol.... You have to laugh to keep from crying ;p ..Her friends have failed her. Mice having a party, overlaid with those two Indian men swearing at each other: http://imgur.com/gallery/nLmVWPf
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Mar 29 02:41:46 Rapper and singer Lil Nas X is launching a controversial pair of "Satan Shoes" featuring a bronze pentagram, an inverted cross and a drop of real human blood. The black and red sneakers, part of a collaboration between Lil Nas X and New York-based art collective MSCHF, were made using Nike Air Max 97s, though the sportswear brand has distanced itself from the design. In an emailed statement to CNN, Nike said it was not involved in creating the modified sneakers. "We do not have a relationship with Lil Nas or MSCHF," the company said. "Nike did not design or release these shoes and we do not endorse them." Launching as a limited-edition "drop" of 666 pairs, each shoe's air bubble sole contains 60 cubic centimeters (2.03 fluid ounces) of red ink and "one drop" of human blood, according to MSCHF. They are priced at $1,018 a pair, a reference to the Bible passage Luke 10:18 that reads: "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven." A MSCHF spokesperson said the blood had been provided by members of the art collective, adding: "We love to sacrifice for our art." The group also confirmed to CNN that Nike was "not involved in this in any capacity." http://www...hf-satan-nike-shoes/index.html "one drop"... hardly a sacrifice... gallon it up, starving artists
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Mar 29 06:34:10 I like the idea (Hail Satan!).. but Nike shoes? :\ And if Nike wasn't involved, then they may as well have replaced the Nike logos with more Satanic symbols. Such a wasted opportunity ;p I do like the little upside-down crosses on the shoe-tongue pullers. That detail may be the *only* neat thing about the shoes, actually. Not enough blood for sure, and everything else looks silly ;p Probably a good marketing move, though. I'd never heard of him until now. .. cat walking while in a box: http://imgur.com/gallery/JWLaATU
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Mar 29 12:27:56 both cats look uneasy about it if i'm paying $1000 for shoes they better be filled w/ enough blood to wonder if someone died... maybe China can make some giant satanic clown boots full of blood to compete w/ them & it would help separate out the poseurs... a rapper w/ a "drop of blood" compared to someone dragging around his heavy blood-filled boots... :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Mar 29 16:36:42 apparently citizen's arrests don't work how this guy was very sure they did http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sqvyF_1616958553 ...although i don't know how they work either
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Mar 29 20:08:10 "apparently citizen's arrests don't work how this guy was very sure they did" Lulz. That reminds me of a cheesy sketch that was on "Sonny and Cher". I can't find the clip, but it was a guilt-ridden guy turning himself into a police station for some kind of minor crime like jay-walking. The officer (Sonny, I think) laughed him off and told him that people commit petty crimes all the time, and that he himself (the officer) had done things like smoke in elevators. So the guy declares that he's making a citizen's arrest. I think he even grabs Sonny's pistol ;p But yeah.... I think for a citizen's arrest to actually work, there has to be force to back it up and the force needs to be necessary.. like a crowd subduing a crazy person. .. Neat imploding-Earth clip: http://imgur.com/gallery/87hM9c7
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Mar 29 23:39:08 one of those gentlemen walking around who violently assault people for no good reason: http://twitter.com/CeFaanKim/status/1376698713582796804 & a security guard who isn't too heroic :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Mar 29 23:39:55 this is part 2 of the tweet w/ photos of suspect (tweeter didn't link it properly) http://twitter.com/CeFaanKim/status/1376698850933637121
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Mar 30 19:01:00 cat tackling chickens http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sxwRt_1617023243
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Apr 02 16:55:22 dog vs reporter http://twitter.com/Ozkok_A/status/1377916653846036480
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Apr 03 01:41:42 red light smooth criminaling http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sbWzT_1617316922
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Apr 03 01:48:10 stunt deer http://twitter.com/abcWNN/status/1377907046557876225
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Apr 04 02:07:26 i tend to like all costumes like this, but this one seems particularly good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHrRfbcMomY
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 04 06:35:17 lulz .. "this is part 2 of the tweet w/ photos of suspect (tweeter didn't link it properly)" I went through his other Tweets, and that user does that a lot (he doesn't nest his comments by replying to himself). I also blame Twitter for their poorly organized interface, though. You'd think that a billion-dollar company would have a much more intuitive layout for tracking conversations. I sometimes wonder if website design peaked with Utopia ;D ..anyways, that Twitter user follows up by saying that the building employees claimed that they "closed door because perpetrator had knife".. but those employees also let someone walk past them into the supposed danger that they were avoiding: (1/2) http://twitter.com/CeFaanKim/status/1377436686301474819 (2/2) http://twitter.com/CeFaanKim/status/1377436853050089477 ..so they're just not great people. The kicker too, of course. Brandon Elliot, 38, was on lifetime parole after serving a murder sentence, so he's basically fucked legally. Normally, that might be a year or two in jail if the book were thrown at him, but he could go back to jail for life now unless his lawyer can assure a judge that Elliot will be in a well-funded rehabilitation program that keeps him away from people. I kind of doubt the community or a wealthy donor will rally behind him for that result. .. "cat tackling chickens" Neat that the chickens protect each other :D I'm still getting recommendations for those seal rescue videos in Namibia, and the seals *rarely* help each other when being captured. Funny that that makes seals the "flight" animals and chickens the "fight" animal in this comparison ;p .. "dog vs reporter" lol :D The reporter back at the office was super professional there :D
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 04 06:35:37 I haven't been too active this week, but it's because all my free time went towards building my new computer — which I've finished! \:D/ (Currently installing all of my software and migrating files.) I've been delaying a bunch of visual projects because I knew the faster computer would make it all easier, so I should be making a lot of ultra-dank memes soon ;p .. Fun proposal pranking: http://imgur.com/gallery/ENpC2WL
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 04 06:53:33 This starts a little rough, but some towards the middle and end were better: "Christopher Reeve in Superman: Man of Steel [DeepFake]" [DeepFaker; February 2nd, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJDL0xHiCU
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 04 06:53:35 The conversation with Lois was fun because there's a separate deepfake where Lois' face was replaced with Nicolas Cage's :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChVgT980Jck
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 04 07:05:46 This Imgurian specializes in short-loop gif art. There's a special name for that, but I can't think of it atm :p http://imgur.com/gallery/Ex7QWbR The first gif reminds me of Gustave Doré's "Paradiso Canto 31" ( http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Paradiso_Canto_31.jpg )
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Apr 04 12:44:26 nice art (other than putting a dog in that inferno :p) --------------- "but those employees also let someone walk past them into the supposed danger that they were avoiding" they allowed her to confirm the coast was clear, because if they, the security experts, were attacked, all hope is lost -------------- On Tuesday, March 30, 2021, Memphis Police responded to a shooting at Burger King located at 5305 Winchester Road. Upon arriving on the scene, officers were advised that a female customer got angry regarding the wait time to be served at the drive-thru window. The female got out of the front passenger seat of a mid-sized, four-door, gray sedan and approached the drive-thru window. A verbal altercation ensued between the female patron and the workers. Video surveillance shows the suspect retrieve a black handgun from the vehicle, extend her upper body through the drive-thru window, and fire several shots at the Burger King workers. photos here: http://www.facebook.com/mpd1827/posts/3867261080020889
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 05 06:34:52 lulz. I like the picture of her looking at the camera from the corner of her eye ;D I guess that makes sense... Like "Super Size Me" (2004) taught us, fast food diets can result in mood/emotion dysregulation; insulin function deregulates, so moods can become volatile. A balanced diet can make the peaks and troughs of insulin more stable, but a fast food diet can keep people between severe insulin spikes/highs and insulin crashes/lows. People become less patient, more violent, more easily frustrated, less able to solve problems — a sugar-crashing person is not a fun customer ;D .. Very effective PSA against Reefer Madness: http://i.imgur.com/tC94OCn.mp4
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 05 15:40:59 reminded me of Nebraska Governor Ricketts recent comment: http://twitter.com/therecount/status/1370450218441973772 ^“If you legalize marijuana, you’re gonna kill your kids... that's what the data shows from around the country” (i am skeptical the data shows that)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 05 15:42:21 probably one of Google's self-walking pedestrians: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uFiwJ_1617545786
nhill Member	Mon Apr 05 16:18:35 The comedic timing of the motorcycle hitting the car was priceless.
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 06 00:56:58 lulz. So great when the person who caused the accident is immune to the consequences ;) .. It's kind of neat to know that Tom Green evolved into playing synths out in the desert, drinking shooter-bottles and making '80s-style pensive cinema with his dog. "Death Valley Keys" [Tom Green; April 5th, 2021] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJRc5hoa9Zk
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 08 14:12:48 monitor lizard doing some shopping http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CKWEA_1617792123
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 09 06:08:13 Given the size, I was guessing that to be a Komodo Dragon, but I ended up at this list of lizards by size.. and it looks like it could be a "Varanus salvator" (Asian water monitor) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_extant_lizards The story says, "Thailand," and Varanus seems to be the only big lizard with spots that lives in Thailand.. so... that's a thing we know now ;)
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 09 06:08:16 Tiny emus, the perfect predators, learning the skills that will result in the deaths of millions of Aussies in the cybernetic emu wars: http://imgur.com/gallery/0yxubqH
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Apr 09 13:15:03 emus = undefeated champions the Purge could really help this area http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpyHhrDgG5A
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Apr 09 22:38:03 cybernetic monkey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCul1sp4hQ
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 12 14:24:33 sloth flips off its captor before its rapid escape up the tree http://twitter.com/Gabriele_Corno/status/1381525164853239808
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 13 00:56:04 Blinding speed! He must have felt like he was flying when they were carrying him. .. "the Purge could really help this area" The super-high guy at 0:49 was particularly distressing.. Just guessing that to be some sort of opiate. That whole video was uncomfortable. Would not take a chance in that area. "cybernetic monkey" I heard about that! Hadn't seen it. Very cool. The implications remind me of Palahniuk's "Lullaby" ;D . Fun timing on steps: (fishing and diving) http://imgur.com/gallery/KltYYS9
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 14 09:24:43 "Blinding speed! He must have felt like he was flying when they were carrying him. " someone in comments put a Millennium Falcon going to light-speed pic :p ============= ducklings diving: http://twitter.com/FeelGoodPage11/status/1382304115745640448 some overrotating
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 14 13:19:52 how to find your kid's guns & drugs: http://twitter.com/soulkhan/status/1382152760183898113 also seems more like 4th than 1st amendment related
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 14 15:01:12 "5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel" was a Steam recommendation the sample video looks as insane as title sounds :p & it had this comment "I won by accident and had to spend ten minutes looking at the board to understand how it happened" i think it'd drive me nuts so i'll wait for a 75% off or something :p
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Apr 15 08:57:27 A YouTuber named "Aliensrock" comes up when searching for gameplay. Seems like a pretty wild game :D "how to find your kid's guns & drugs" lulz. It's like a super hero's house where weapons have been hidden everywhere so that something is always within reach ;D .. "Sea Lions" http://imgur.com/gallery/y9s80pg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 15 19:35:20 looks like what you’d see on a lion’s social media page noting how they spotted some humans while at the shore
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 15 22:09:18 A Minnesota man was arrested Wednesday after he allegedly trapped a police officer's arm in his truck window while attempting to flee, and then attacking him with the officer's own rescue hammer, police said. The officer was attempting to stop the suspect, Luke Alvin Oeltjenbruns, 61, after an alleged assault over wearing a mask was reported at a Menards home improvement store in Hutchinson, a city about 60 miles west of Minneapolis. Hutchinson Police Chief Tom Gifferson told CNN the officer approached the suspect's truck and was standing on a running board on the driver's side when the suspect rolled up the window, trapping the officer's arm, and drove away with the officer clinging to the vehicle, reaching speeds up to 40 mph. The officer used his rescue hammer to break the window to free his own arm, but the suspect took the hammer and began striking the officer in the head with it, Gifferson said. Police had responded to the Menards store after a report of a man assaulting an employee with lumber in a dispute over wearing a mask, according to a Hutchinson Police statement. Police arrested Oeltjenbruns and booked him on first-degree assault. ———————- I bet the cop was feeling like Batman... until getting hit in the head with his own hammer
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Apr 17 19:11:36 kinda awful / kinda funny http://twitter.com/Jamie24272184/status/1383540840237207553
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Apr 17 22:15:21 bobcat attack... keep eye on lower left corner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDfj0N0Gj1o
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 18 05:46:17 lulz... kitty must have been hungry ;D But that's why you need to leave home wearing a bite-proof suit! ( http://www...ection-Bite-Suit/dp/B0086X4TFU ) Love it when animals re-trap themselves while running from their rescuers ;D
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 18 05:46:21 Cute meows: http://imgur.com/gallery/4h8cpj4
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 18 07:28:29 I usually dislike corporate social media jokes on principle, but this oldie from 2018 just made the rounds again.. kind of funny :p http://twi...us/1072504749331755009?lang=en [Ariana Grande; @ArianaGrande]: "thank u, next" [Cookie Monster; @MeCookieMonster]: "Me after me eat cookie:"
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 19 12:28:40 a Karen getting arrested http://twitter.com/jfreewright/status/1384177048030089227 someone in comments said it was for refusing to wear mask in a store & pushing her way past an employee or something (can't find the comment anymore)
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 19 12:43:14 "Disgusting rules that are false.. and not true." I think that's what happens when people get used to memes being enough to end a discussion online, but then they have to deal with the real world where you can't just repeat things ;D .. Kitten with very long whiskers: http://www.instagram.com/p/CNvoHdLhFKv/
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 19 14:00:42 Emus using their great intellect to acquire resources: http://imgur.com/gallery/MYmYLmL
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 19 14:20:24 i wonder if both are continuing just because the other one is continuing so figuring must be something there at least the one on the right giving that impression :p left guy just a total moron
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 19 15:28:26 Only a skull and a pair of trousers remained after a suspected rhino poacher was killed by an elephant and then eaten by lions in Kruger National Park, South African National Parks said. \o/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 21 13:43:28 turtle takes offense at lions consuming his habitat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eWajKY_HMw
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 22 14:39:06 more turtle news (turtle was allegedly fine): A 71-year-old woman riding with her daughter on Florida’s Interstate 95 suffered a gashed forehead Wednesday when a turtle smashed through the windshield of their car, striking her, the Daytona Beach News-Journal reports. The daughter pulled over and got help from another motorist. According to a 911 recording, both were surprised by what they found. “There is a turtle in there,” the man can be overheard saying. “A turtle!” the daughter exclaimed. “An actual turtle?” The gash drew a lot of blood, but the woman was not seriously hurt. The turtle was likely crossing the interstate and got knocked into the air by another vehicle. “I swear to God this lady has the worst luck of anything,” the daughter told the 911 operator as she tended to her injured mother. The turtle, on the other hand, had the best luck of anything — it just had a few scratches on its shell and was released back into the nearby woods, Port Orange police officer Andre Fleming said.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 22 15:00:12 somebody ripped off UGT's sword dicks comics thing! http://store.steampowered.com/app/1172050/COCKHEAD/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 22 16:55:08 Neighborhoods in several different southern New Hampshire towns were rocked by a mysterious explosion Tuesday night. Kingston police say the blast was caused by a family using explosives to reveal the gender of their baby. Chief Donald Briggs said the blast happened at Torromeo Industries on Dorre Road around 7 p.m. “It was earth-shaking,” said a neighbor on Dorre Road. It shook houses in surrounding neighborhoods and was even captured on a doorbell camera from the next town over. The Taglieris called 911 and waited for Kingston police. In the meantime, social media lit up. People as far south as the Merrimack Valley were wondering what had happened. Some claimed it was an earthquake, but that’s not the case. Our team of meteorologists said there were no earthquakes reported around that time. Kingston police confirm it was a gender reveal using explosives. Authorities are still investigating but they believe the people involved used a legal explosive called Tannerite and had permission to be on the Torromeo Industries property. “It cracked foundations of our neighbors' [homes],” Matt Taglieri said. “I don’t know how that’s right.” Police say they’ve seen the gender reveal video and confirm -- it’s a boy. And while neighbors are well aware of this explosive new trend they say this gender reveal is too much for a small town. “It was ridiculous,” Sara said. “I don’t have any other words for it.” Briggs said investigators are looking into possible property damage and that there could be charges in this case. http://www...der-reveal-explosives/2361205/ a different article claims 80 pounds of tannerite (where 1-2 pounds usually used to explosively reveal gender)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Apr 24 15:22:55 seagull riding another seagull (SFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKXZPgHq2Us
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 26 01:56:01 I wonder if top seagull stabbed the other a little bit too much at the end there, hence the snap.. "turtle takes offense at lions consuming his habitat" lol@1:40 where the lioness licks the turtle :D "somebody ripped off UGT's sword dicks comics thing!" That's actually *way* too similar.. like... I wonder if someone from UGT actually made that. .. Jack Black made a vaccine power up video: http://www.instagram.com/tv/COBvNa-nTy7/?igshid=9p9m0b6kgpfr
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 26 01:58:10 Someone edited the Neo/Smith Matrix 1 fight scene and added more chop (awful video quality): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NSR7wPydjw
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 26 04:45:52 I tried to redo that clip using a 4K version of the Matrix, but I couldn't get it to encode properly. It kept rendering with green frames and choppy repeat frames. :/ ..may try again later
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 26 06:42:46 Okay, the issue was with a badly encoded file. I used Handbrake to get a better version and then re-made it: http://i.imgur.com/LEMLAn6.mp4
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 26 17:37:06 i can't see instagram without an account... not sure if that's new... seems new very nice quality, i wonder if they did that finger jab as a joke & just left it in
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 26 18:21:02 "i can't see instagram without an account... not sure if that's new... seems new" They've been slowly eroding into the lurker market with their scroll restrictions, but I can at least say it worked for me despite not having an Instagram. This direct link might work better: http://sco...8458c187b1c549b&_nc_sid=ca78b6
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 26 20:06:37 Oh, above I mentioned, "short-loop gif art. There's a special name for that, but I can't think of it atm" I just ran across the term. It's "cinemagraphs".. Incidentally, I'm using this Matrix gif as an excuse to figure out how to do higher quality gifs. Part of it is increasing the frame rate with interpolation effects. Hopefully this works out so I can improve my meme game. This sort of thing would have taken hours with my former computer :D .. cute birb may be dying: http://imgur.com/gallery/YGl1aiJ
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 26 21:57:13 yeah, that direct link for Jack Black worked... some real body confidence :p
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 26 22:38:46 Sometimes you just have to love what you are .. Like Achilles ("I was born, and this is what I am.") ;) The people who consistently Phish my oldest e-mail address have come up with some new entertainments: "GREETINGS, FR0M THE ILLUMINATI W0RLD ELITE EMPIRE. BRINGING THE P00R, THE NEEDY AND THE TALENTED T0 LIMELIGHT 0F FAME, RICHES, P0WERS AND SECURITY, GET REC0GNIZED IN Y0UR BUSINESS, P0LITICAL RACE, RISE T0 THE T0P IN WHATEVER Y0U D0, BE PR0TECTED SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY! ALL THESE Y0U WILL ACHIEVE IN A TWINKLE 0F AN EYE WHEN Y0U GET INITIATED T0 THE GREAT ILLUMINATI EMPIRE. 0NCE Y0U ARE INITIATED T0 THE ILLUMINATI EMPIRE Y0U WILL GET NUMER0US BENEFITS AND REWARD." I somehow doubt that the Illuminati recruits through blind e-mails, but I'll go ahead and preemptively give them all of my credit card information.
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 27 05:31:38 Important cat business (cat in box): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNt2v13tS64
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 27 07:16:55 Joel Haver cartoon addresses something that Seinfeld would have addressed if the show had aired in this generation: "When a character speaks a different language but doesn't get subtitles" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK3IYMRZ4EA ..I recently (maybe two months ago?) re-watched "30 Days of Night" (2007), and I experienced the same situation. The vampires speak an ancient language, but the subtitles on Hulu were non-existent. I had to find some random forum posts saying that the vampires definitely had subtitles in the theatrical release.. so Hulu just messed up was all :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Apr 27 22:11:21 someone Joel Haverized a portion of a Jenny Nicholson thing, so kinda a weird crossover of UGTwit content :p (it wasn't very entertaining imo so not posting :p) a guy w/ a nightmare garage: http://twitter.com/moylato/status/1387139670962843658 but gives him something to gripe to his grandkids about & their vast 9cm to spare garages
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 28 02:13:01 dog crushes humans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBLMuNEZ4kU
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